And so there is the Stoner’s Guide to Surviving a Zombie Apocalypse. I hope that you have found this useful/inspiring, and if ever there is a zombie apocalypse that it will be utilised, so long as you don’t lose your marbles from all the impending danger and gloom.
More general zombie stuff
Before this all does kick off, however, you may want to do some preparation. Thankfully here in the UK, you can participate in the Zombie Shopping Mall experience for £139 per person (free delivery). Don’t let the hefty price tag deter you – you can face robotic zombies in an experience that promises to give you the heebie-jeebies as you are attacked by hordes in a dilapidated shopping mall. Don’t worry though, this is completely safe and you can treat this as the dress-rehearsal for when shit really does hit the fan! I would suggest being stoned when attending this event, although I’m quite sure the organisers would advise against it. But if you’re planning to be a post-apocalyptic stoner, why not start early and test your stoned abilities in a pseudo-zombie situation?! Check it out here – http://wish.co.uk/zombie-shopping-mall